This Ambien is a complete crazy pill.
These things all happened, unbeknownst to me. Separate nights-otherwise, I wouldn't get any sleep at all.
1. I ordered some custom T-shirts. I hope I got my size right, and I REALLY hope I spelled everything correctly. I would have been more alarmed had they not sent an email confirmation. Either imma be lookin GOOD next week, or a random relative is going to get a really fucked up gift for Christmas.
2. Sky King asked where the remote was, so he could turn off the TV and go to sleep. Apparently, I responded with, "in my panties. Get it.". He got up, and shut off the TV manually. Likely after a big sigh.
3. A smell woke me at 2:30. I got up, and hand-scrubbed the carpet. I didn't remember until Sky King said, "why is the carpet wet?". I had to say, "I think I cleaned them last night". He followed with "nice. I think i'll be leaving the car wax out tonight."
I have heard similar stories prior to taking Ambien, but I didn't believe them. Until now.
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