Murderous Rage, For Two, Please.

Sky King likes to be helpful and supportive.

To this end, he is joining me in my food detox, complete with ClearVite protein powder.  It's a 21-day thing.  TWENTY ONE LONG ASS DAYS.

I thought I would be the worst, what with the not eating the yummies, and all.

Day One
Sky King: How 'bout next Monday?
Me: No. 

:::thinking thoughts:::
 
Today.
Him: Fine.  What can I eat?
Me: Stuff from this list:

• Fresh water (8-10 glasses a day), herbal teas, green tea, fruit
  juices (no sugar added), vegetable juices
• Grain foods made from rice, millet, quinoa, buckwheat, or tapioca
• Fresh fruits, vegetables, beans (navy, white, red, kidney, etc.),
  peas (fresh, split, snap)
• Fish** (not shellfish) and moderate amounts of chicken, turkey,
  and lamb
• Olive oil (flaxseed oil in moderation)

Him: Can I have a banana?
Me: Yes. 

:::later:::

Him:  I'm HUNGRY.  For real food.  Let's go to that Vegan place.

:::later:::

Him: I'm hungry. I want more food.  Where's the food I can eat?  I want something that's good.  I don't want this almond butter.  This smells like shit. Where’s the good stuff?  Why didn’t you go to the store? Will you go to the store? And will you buy stuff I like, that I can eat?  I’m starving.

Me:  :::laughing so hard, no noise is coming out of me:::

I don't see him lasting 21 days, since 4 hours was torture.  For me, listening to him.

Misery loves company.