Bacon Me Smile

Excuse any errors, my right arm is out of spoons today. 

My kids LOVE bacon.  LOVE. IT.

In fact, Princess wants a shirt that says, "I Pledge Allegiance to Bacon", and that prompted this:

I pledge allegiance to bacon,
of United States of the pan
One pound, in the pan,
separated,
with nitrates and sodium for all. Amen.


UPDATE:  She instead made her own shirt. It is embellished with sparkles, heart buttons, pink beads and plenty of puffy paint. WAY better than store-bought.