Excuse any errors, my right arm is out of spoons today.
My kids LOVE bacon. LOVE. IT.
In fact, Princess wants a shirt that says, "I Pledge Allegiance to Bacon", and that prompted this:
I pledge allegiance to bacon,
of United States of the pan
One pound, in the pan,
with nitrates and sodium for all. Amen.
UPDATE: She instead made her own shirt. It is embellished with sparkles, heart buttons, pink beads and plenty of puffy paint. WAY better than store-bought.