Showing posts with label gravy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gravy. Show all posts

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Pathetic Apologies

Yes, I'm still alive.

I'm happy, on the mend in most areas, and just got home from a giant road trip.

I have lots to tell you, including my efforts (successful, by the way) of cramming an entire year's worth of gravy consumption into three days.

But I am sleepy, and need to decompress. 

I will write soon.

Until then, enjoy this picture of gravy:





BTW, this is:


  • buttery yummy biscuits, cut open, laid out on a platter.  Not a plate.  A FUCKING platter.
  • heaped with sliced, fried and seasoned taters
  • covered with chicken-fried steak (somehow, I ate it, thinking it was chicken. Clearly, I was not in my right mind, as I DID order 12 pounds of breakfast food)
  • smothered in melty cheese
  • enveloped by some crazy-ass egg-ham-sausage-cheese mixture
  • enrobed in grilled onions
  • topped with about a gallon of sausage gravy

I survived. 

Barely.