Well, that happened to me, just the other day.
We were watching Billy the Exterminator, on A&E. Maybe because they are crazy. Maybe because of our recent problems with skunks. I dunno. But I am drawn.
I realized something profound. Big Bill and Donnie are not his parents. It must have been some sort of strange adoption process, I gotta admit. But, through my keen observational skills, I have deduced who his natural parents are.
Oh. And I have a sneaking suspicion that the sunglasses are there to disguise the fact that he is reading cue cards. Poorly. Always.
Billy---way to turn a shit job into a show. You probably get tons of tail because of your exposure. And, I bet some of that tail is female. Maybe even human. Kudos, Bro.