This was a post of a friend of mine. You can tell right away we have grown apart. Probably because she's all classy and shit, being a show-off.
Driving [redacted] to preschool this morning I pulled up to a red light. Looked to my right to see a woman in an identical white SUV, I assume taking her child to preschool, sporting the same white bejeweled ceramic watch as me, sipping coffee through a straw, like me, so as to not stain her freshly bleached teeth, hair pulled back, like mine. Look to the car to my left and see the exact same thing. I'll bet they both had on black yoga pants too. What a suburban cliche I've become! :)
I laughed, because it's always funny when you realize enlightening shit about yourself. I also laughed, because I got roped into the same drop-off as she did, on the same morning, but my comment was slightly different: