I really know how to have a good time, as evidenced by my nightstand. I can keep up with any 80 year old I know.
And humidifiers are the newest thing to keep things interesting in the bedroom-or hydrated. One of those.
Nothing says, "Give it to me, big fella" like a nightstand full of drugs.
Maybe if one of them was Rohypnol?
I was going to show you the drawer full of heating pads and my ergonomic pillow, but I thought that might be too forward.
What do you do that happens to get you laid, despite yourself?