Welcome back, Pisiform! I have missed you, oh pokey bone of the outer wrist.
It's been about 7 years---since I got pregnant with Princess. I hear you have been absolutely buried! I've been pretty busy, too--what with shoveling carbs into my face.
I have, however, decided that our relationship has been put on the back burner for too long. I plan to be there for you, and I hope you will become a constant visible presence in my life from now on. I promise to not take you for granted, assuming you will always be there for me despite my actions.
Could you do me a favor, though? I need additional support, for when the going gets tough. And by "going gets tough", you know that I mean "ice cream is on sale", right?
I thought so. Thanks. Mwah.