Today, I got test results for a test I took....today. Fabulously prompt turn-around, right? Maybe American Health Care is NOT going into the crapper. Nah, musta been a fluke.
Anyways, turns out, I got at least one healthy part on me--actually, two. I had a mamogram this morning prompted by my Aunt's current battle with breast cancer, as well as some history in our family of breast cancer. Then, lo and behold in my in-box, there was a message saying that, and I quote:
"while glorious and silky smooth, there is nothing otherwise remarkable about your breasts. Flaunt them before they hit your knees."
or something like that.
I plan to celebrate with a jug of milk, two chicken breasts, and Coffee Nips.
Seriously, there are not many "boob"-like foods out there. Nothing rhymes with "aereola" or "breast". Except, "aereola" and "breast".
Men, they get all the good jokes.