A Real Conversation with Lazy Me

Me: Hey! Get off Pinterest and do something, like put away the mounds of clean folded laundry.
Lazy Me: Mkay. But just one more "See More Pins" scroll, then I'm so there.
Me: Lying whore, you pulled that on me hours ago...
LM: I know, and I am sorry. But really, for reals, I just need to find a pin of some awesome nails for my next mani, really....
Me: OK.  But no updating FB after that. Straight to the laundry pile you go...
LM: No prob.  I'm on it.
Me: :::schlepps away, to go do something helpful and/or constructive:::


LM: :::clackity-clack, clackity clack:::  (she said NOTHING about updating Blogger...Yesssss!)

And to quote a great modern philosopher, "Here's to the freakin' weekend, I'll drink to that"

Rhianna, you are Uh-Maze-Ing. And so timeless.